My funny collection - Part II

☻Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

☻You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!

☻You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

☻There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!

☻I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.

☻Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

☻Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...

☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

☻I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

☻I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

☻You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.

☻If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you

☻Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.

☻Don't listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!

☻If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

☻If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you,but at least I would be rich!

☻Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!

☻Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.

☻Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

☻If I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry!

☻Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party...

☻What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you

My funney Collection - Part I

☻Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?

☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

☻What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

☻Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ?

☻Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.

☻You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body!

☻Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!

☻If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...

☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

☻Are you free for the rest of your life?

☻I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?

☻If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

☻Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!

☻Your daddy must be a terrorist because you are DA BOMB!

☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

☻It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

☻I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!

☻If love is a crime, lock me up, I'm guilty baby

☻In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.

☻Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

☻Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...

☻Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!

Devil's most 'used' instrument

It was advertised that the devil was going to put his tools up for sale. On the date of the sale, the tools were placed for public inspection; each tool being marked with its sale price.

They were a treacherous lot of implements.. . Hatred, Envy, Jealousy, Deceit, Lying, Pride, and so on.

Laid apart from the rest was a harmless looking tool, that appeared to have been heavily used, and was priced very high.

"What is the name of this tool?" asked one of the purchasers, pointing to it. "That is Discouragement, " replied the devil.

"Why have you priced it so high?"

"Because it is more useful to me than all the others. I can pry open and get inside people's hearts with that when I cannot get near them with my other tools. Once I get inside, I can make them do what I choose. It is badly worn because I use it on almost everyone, since very few people know that it belongs to me."

Never get discouraged! Keep your head up keep the faith!

Khush Raho Mantra

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho...

Office me khush raho, ghar mein khush raho...

Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho...

Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke hi khush raho...

Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho...



Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho...

Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho...

Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho...

Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein hi khush raho

Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho...

Bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai, unme hi khush
raho...

aane wale pal ka pata nahi... sapno mein hi khush raho...

Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein hi khush raho

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho

Life Simple lesson

We may not always realize
that every thing we do,
affects not only our lives,
but touches others, too.

For a little bit of thoughtfulness
that shows someone you care,
creates a ray of sunshine
for both of you to share.

Yes, every time you offer
someone a helping hand,
you show a friend,
you care and understand.

Every time you have
a kind and gentle word to give,
you help someone find beauty
in this precious life we live.

For happiness brings happiness
and loving ways bring love,
and giving is the treasure
that contentment is made of.

Lover's Deep Agnoy

Please don't walk away from me,
It will surely be my end.
You have been my true love,
My soul mate and best friend.

I know that your soul is tortured,
As my spirit is crumbling too.
We have been apart far too long,
My heart aches to be with you.

Every day that passes by,
I think of the miles between us.
Wanting to conquer all these obstacles.
Yet feeling so very powerless.

Each night is so full of discontent,
Being in slumber all alone.
Only dreaming our dream we have,
A life together of our very own.

All the moments that we have shared,
Have been so precious and too few.
If only we could be together again,
Our love could flourish and sparkle anew.

I have prayed so much and hoped,
That fate should be so kind.
To bring the two of us together again,
Completely in body, soul, and mind.

Please have faith my love,
Always easier said than done.
Never forget all we have and share together,
As one day, we'll forever be as one.

The greatest pain in life

The greatest pain in life is not to die, but to be ignored.

To lose the person you love so much to another who doesn't care at all.

To have someone you care so about so much throw a party...
and not tell you about it.

When your favorite person on earth neglects to invite you to his graduation.

To have people think that you don't care.

The greatest pain in life, is not to die, but to be forgotten.

To be left in the dust after another's great achievement.

To never get a call from a friend, just saying "hi".

When you show someone your innermost thoughts and they laugh in your face.

For friends to always be too busy to console you when you need someone to lift your spirits.

When it seems like the only person who cares about you, is you.

Life is full of pain, but does it ever get better?

Will people ever care about each other, and make time for those who are in need?

Each of us has a part to play in this great show we call life.

Each of us has a duty to mankind to tell our friends we love them.

If you do not care about your friends you will not be punished.

You will simply be ignored...

forgotten...

as you have done to others.